Welcome to this blog, bitches

So I had a blog on MySpace like a good faggot. But unlike a proper MySpace homosexual, I was failing in my sacred duty to chronicle every dramatic moment of my day. I was remiss in not posting when I ran out of banana rum or every time I realized, painfully, that Josh Hartnett will probably never do gay porn.

Well, here I am at a new blog spot (it appears some homos aren't gay enough for MySpace). While I don't plan to have an emo outburst at the slightest provocation or disappointment, I have decided to post more. ... when I feel like it or I'm drunk and bored, of course.

So what should you expect? Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll: Same-sex sex only, of course; drugs should include alcoholic refreshments; and the rock will represent my interest in pop culture (more indie rock than hard rock, though rock hard is always acceptable). I intend to bring you humorous and oh-so insightful looks at culture and politics. I will also post my views on art (music, tv, book and movie reviews — mainly DVDs, because they're so much better than actually going to a theater, spending $10 and then not being allowed to mix a cocktail to deal with all the annoying bastards sitting around you, unwrapping their aluminum-foil covered snacks and breathing heavily during the intimate scenes). Finally, I will also include some works of fiction (poems and short stories) on occasion, and rarely will they be G-rated (so if you aren't interested in what rhymes with "fisted orifice," I would suggest picking up a copy of Robert Frost's collected works instead).

Enjoy reading this gay blog and let me know what you think (especially if you intend to rim my ass with your comments).