Friday, February 29, 2008

Great moments in anal sex (part one)

Tonight, I was watching a film (I like to distinguish a serious film from the simple diversions of the average movie) called "Double Pleasure."

It wasn't about twins or a certain brand of chewing gum; rather it centered on the art of double penetration. I use the word art because it takes a true Michelangelo (I hear he was an eager bottom, too) to circumvent the science of the rectum and take two sizable cocks in his hole. Practice makes perfect in this field — whether it be a pair of dildos or a greased traffic cone.

Brent Corrigan starred in one of the most famed double dickings in gay cinematic history in "Schoolboy Crush," but the artists in this case come from Eastern Europe. This Eurocreme collection gathers some of the best DP scenes from its excellent series of clean-cut yet hardcore gay Euro sluts from such films as "Raw Edge," "Raw Rescue," "Raw Heroes" and "Raw Courage." You get the idea, but the last two make me think of an Adult Video News televised special ... "Tonight, we present profiles in raw courage. These heroes, when faced with the reality of large, beautiful penises, find the inner strength to bend over and take every inch."

Well, after watching "Double Pleasure," I have to say that cops and firefighters have nothing on these cock-hungry bottoms (unless there are firemen out there who don't mind two hoses in them simultaneously). This movie showcases the bottom artists as inspiring role models who teach us to search out a moment of anal courage in our own lives.

When we face that decisive moment, here's hoping we can all stand up to that stately measure, bend over and double our pleasure.

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